Apr. 14, 2005 - 5:37 p.m.
Feeling better now. Headache disappeared by the time I left which was good because the next shipment of Jeeves and Wooster came in and I've been really craving it. Also got The Office Season 2 which I will watch eventually.
Yesterday the onion had a living will helper guide and there was a clause in there that stated that if I turn into a zombie my loved ones can shoot me right in the head. So I sent the guide to Miss Alicia because she's been talking about living wills recently and I thought it might help her. he he he So anyways we're sending emails stating our favorite helpful hints back and forth and I said that the zombie one was my favorite. She asked if she had permission to shoot me in the head if I turned into a zombie. So I replied that she could shoot me if she wanted but she could also use me as one of her minions and then I could eat the people that she doesn't like and I could be her pet zombie.
Then I said that that sounded like a song that needed to be written.
She sent me back some lyrics today;
"She took the wrong guy to bed.
Now she's joined the undead.
And she's sorta still my friend,
Don't wanna shoot her in the head.
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Sure, she smells kinda bad
But all the fun that we had
She doesn't try to eat my brains,
(just of those who make me mad)
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She's my favorite undead pal (oh yeah)
She doesn't wear Abercrombie.
Se's still fun to hang around. (Let's go!)
She's my pet zombie!
I also think it would make a funny greeting card.
Front; I love you so much...
Inside;...that I want to be your pet zombie!
he he he
ok maybe not...
maybe a t-shirt?
My dad and littliest brother Charlie are coming down here for a boyscout thing and to meet Sen. Clinton. My dad thinks she's the devil. But my dad also thinks pokeman is the devil. I think Harry Potter to. Sometimes he reminds me of Kathy Bates's character in Waterboy; "Ben Franklin was the DEVIL!!!!
Charlie is 10 and I used to call him my little moosie and he used to call me his big moosie. I love him. and miss him a lot.
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