Dec. 01, 2005 - 4:52 p.m.
Is it wrong to be jealous of other people�s pumpkins? Their pumpkins have survived, un-punkinapped all season. I walk by and see them staring at me sadly, wanting me to take them to my home and carve goofy faces on them.
Alas poor punkins I will not give in to temptation an take you away from your lonely status of being punkins admidst all the ivy greens and holly greens that is Christmas.
I will sing you Christmas carols as I pass, but you belong where you are.
But I do not take requests�
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