Jun. 23, 2009 - -
Jun. 30, 2008 - the cool aunt
Jun. 18, 2008 - June smune....
May. 09, 2008 - friday temper tantrum...
Feb. 14, 2008 - so this is why I have an office...
Jan. 03, 2008 - resolution time...
Dec. 27, 2007 - what are you doing New Years Eve?
Nov. 26, 2007 - vows of the good kind
Nov. 06, 2007 - she will do anything to save a buck fiddy...
Oct. 19, 2007 - NYC
Oct. 15, 2007 - -
Sept. 20, 2007 - -
Sept. 19, 2007 - hair!
Sept. 07, 2007 - freaking out about crafts!!!
Aug. 22, 2007 - Hard Boiled Craftiness
Aug. 09, 2007 - I'm back and crafting piles of poo!
Jul. 17, 2007 - poooo
Jul. 11, 2007 - Damn you Harry Potter!!! Damn you to hell!!!!!
Jun. 19, 2007 - poo
Jun. 07, 2007 - I won - I actually won!!!!
May. 09, 2007 - crap crap crap n more crap!
Apr. 23, 2007 - Ninjac and the Horrible, Horrible Weekend
Apr. 02, 2007 - Yippie!!!!
Apr. 02, 2007 - the reviews are in...
Mar. 09, 2007 - I. Hate. College. Students. (possibly even when I was one)
Mar. 07, 2007 - so tired.
Mar. 02, 2007 - what to do do...he he he I said do do
Feb. 28, 2007 - more quackers than a cup of milk
Feb. 23, 2007 - singing security at your service!
Feb. 22, 2007 - what, i was sure I finished that!
Feb. 20, 2007 - I've finally moved into the 21st Century.
Feb. 14, 2007 - snowfall and no doc martins...
Feb. 09, 2007 - I was nervous, but I actually got a laugh!
Jan. 25, 2007 - -
Jan. 18, 2007 - two days and a night
Jan. 04, 2007 - new year, same poo
Dec. 08, 2006 - crazy winter days.
Dec. 05, 2006 - to do list, to end all to do lists...
Dec. 04, 2006 - city on fire with knitting!!!
Nov. 29, 2006 - why yes, I am still at work, and no I'm NOT happy to see you!
Nov. 27, 2006 - November, stangely the longest 30 day month ever!
Oct. 30, 2006 - my life set to music according to iTunes and randomness
Oct. 27, 2006 - wail
Oct. 25, 2006 - Horray Music!!
Oct. 10, 2006 - the new orkin
Oct. 10, 2006 - advice
Oct. 07, 2006 - five questions
Oct. 03, 2006 - stoopid exes. no baseball for you!!!
Sept. 25, 2006 - great and horrible things
Sept. 22, 2006 - retired baby asshole gets his comuppins.
Sept. 18, 2006 - bye bye bye!
Sept. 13, 2006 - Ice Bat ate the retired baby asshole
Sept. 08, 2006 - cute baby trumps baby asshole!!!
Sept. 07, 2006 - I hate people, especially shit eating retired babies.
Aug. 22, 2006 - -
Aug. 21, 2006 - evil sofa of cushie goodness
Aug. 17, 2006 - when the roomie's away I will play...my tin whistle and dance a mighty jig
Aug. 08, 2006 - bring it on!
Aug. 04, 2006 - jury duty = smury duty - he he I just said duty!
Jul. 30, 2006 - new necklace and jury duty
Jul. 17, 2006 - s o t i r e d
Jul. 14, 2006 - born free
Jul. 12, 2006 - pics of my room!
Jul. 11, 2006 - in which the author actually accomplishes something. yay
Jul. 10, 2006 - Italy Smitaly I went on a date!
Jun. 29, 2006 - costco + me = heart!
Jun. 28, 2006 - COSTCO!!!!
Jun. 23, 2006 - kidnapped!
Jun. 20, 2006 - the italian national team is cuter than your national team
Jun. 18, 2006 - Bethesda is the place for me!
Jun. 16, 2006 - sick again
Jun. 02, 2006 - -
May. 19, 2006 - blah
May. 16, 2006 - TOM WOLFE SUCKS!!!
May. 09, 2006 - tom wolfe kicks ass, but not as much as a free dinner at the willard!!!!
May. 08, 2006 - I am not the moose you are looking for...
May. 05, 2006 - strange things are afoot at the circle k
Apr. 28, 2006 - ninjas vs pirates!!!
Apr. 24, 2006 - poor moosie...
Apr. 23, 2006 - possiblities...
Apr. 21, 2006 - dante kicks assssssssssssss!
Apr. 11, 2006 - don cheadle can save my ass any day!!!
Apr. 07, 2006 - oy this day!
Apr. 06, 2006 - what the f#ck? I smell bacon!?
Apr. 05, 2006 - forgetful zombie
Apr. 04, 2006 - zombies do it deader!
Apr. 03, 2006 - If I crash into Paul Haggis will I still hate him?
Mar. 28, 2006 - number 20!
Mar. 21, 2006 - -
Mar. 07, 2006 - I resolve to lead a blahing life...
Mar. 03, 2006 - is the author ready to date?
Mar. 01, 2006 - there are no cracks in this entry. Only buttcracks sitting on uncomfortable chairs...
Feb. 24, 2006 - three movies and a door
Feb. 14, 2006 - bear in a cave?
Feb. 13, 2006 - I love St. Valentine's Day, because people die...
Feb. 07, 2006 - pink panther a go go
Feb. 03, 2006 - truth in advertising...or not
Jan. 27, 2006 - Lets roll sum cars bitch!!!!
Jan. 25, 2006 - I'm losing my mind!!!
Jan. 17, 2006 - chocolate coke, high tea, and goldy dresses...and of course pirates!
Jan. 12, 2006 - foggy dew, but not the irish kind that you sing about...
Jan. 11, 2006 - Why yes, I do have a new website, but I am still happy to see you...
Jan. 10, 2006 - insomnia cha cha cha
Jan. 06, 2006 - the post with jewelry in it
Jan. 03, 2006 - maybe I can move to NORTHERN Ireland now...
Jan. 03, 2006 - Chocolate Covered Popcorn makes everything taste better!
Dec. 30, 2005 - holding hell
Dec. 29, 2005 - I love the Chronic
Dec. 28, 2005 - bladders of steel unite!!!!
Dec. 21, 2005 - happy christmas rushing through the non snow!
Dec. 19, 2005 - wait, is it really only 6 days away????!!!!!
Dec. 09, 2005 - damn its good to be a gangsta
Dec. 05, 2005 - the panic season begins
Dec. 01, 2005 - alas punkins!
Nov. 29, 2005 - thanksgiving memories
Nov. 22, 2005 - red sauced christmas horror!
Nov. 21, 2005 - Hairy Pooter (thanks super beth b!!!)
Nov. 14, 2005 - The Great Punkin Caper
Nov. 09, 2005 - zombie panda drinking soda...
Nov. 08, 2005 - tuesday five at 9:05 am...
Nov. 02, 2005 - Pirate's been punkin-knapped!!!!
Oct. 31, 2005 - Happy All Hallow's Eve! or Samhain for all you celtic weirdos out there...
Oct. 28, 2005 - I'm lazy and busy so here are 5 questions for you to enjoy...
Oct. 27, 2005 - penultimate punkin carvin party
Oct. 26, 2005 - happy birthday tom!!!
Oct. 25, 2005 - if this builds character, does that mean I'm a damn fine actor by now?
Oct. 18, 2005 - penultimate punk banshee?
Oct. 11, 2005 - huzzah y'all...and I really do mean y'all!!!
Oct. 07, 2005 - lets all plant a monkey!
Oct. 06, 2005 - does shopping therapy still work if you are shopping for a store and not for yourself?
Oct. 05, 2005 - in which the author slightly flirts with a conservative
Sept. 29, 2005 - In which the author explains what she' s been up to, but not in a very good way.
Sept. 11, 2005 - 4 years.
Aug. 31, 2005 - Happiness is...
Aug. 30, 2005 - 29
Aug. 26, 2005 - Do I get one of those snazzy name tags?
Aug. 23, 2005 - 5 Fav songs this very minute...hurry its changing!!!
Aug. 19, 2005 - The Painted Wall Lady
Aug. 12, 2005 - Batman vs. Sin City leaves Colleenie v. v. happy
Aug. 10, 2005 - iPandas!
Aug. 08, 2005 - Les Halles=drunken flies
Aug. 04, 2005 - My old man's a dustman!
Aug. 02, 2005 - I love you Portland!!!
Jul. 14, 2005 - loverly movie...
Jul. 11, 2005 - Asskickiticus 14:1-25
Jun. 30, 2005 - La la la I've got a job la la la
Jun. 29, 2005 - You're Hired!!! Wait, no not yet...maybe tomorrow...or Thursday...(bastards)
Jun. 28, 2005 - A Treatise on Crappy Movies
Jun. 24, 2005 - Leap'n Amazonian Spiders!
Jun. 22, 2005 - Is there a song about Portland?
Jun. 21, 2005 - I saw Mr &Mrs Smith and all I can think about is Sandwiches...
Jun. 15, 2005 - another post, another ranting foot rub...
Jun. 15, 2005 - just another of day of ranting and foot rubbing...
Jun. 09, 2005 - I Want my Flying Car!!!
Jun. 07, 2005 - Come to the Jungle you look tasty!
Jun. 01, 2005 - shit
May. 31, 2005 - Why yes you can buy me dinner with food stamps...
May. 27, 2005 - Sum of all fears
May. 20, 2005 - OH MY GOD! RAIN IS WET!!!!!
May. 16, 2005 - One tired little bastard...
May. 13, 2005 - ooga
May. 11, 2005 - NEED.TO.LAUGH. and eat popcorn
May. 02, 2005 - Hitchiker's Guide to Loving Martin Freeman...
Apr. 26, 2005 - sunny days and carousals make everything better
Apr. 19, 2005 - Habemus Papam
Apr. 15, 2005 - My Pet Zombie!!!
Apr. 14, 2005 - devils, mooses, garden weasels and zombies...
Apr. 13, 2005 - dancing garden weasels make my head hurt...
Apr. 11, 2005 - Free the Garden Weasels!!!
Apr. 07, 2005 - Goodbye Popa! I will miss my head twin.
Mar. 25, 2005 - Bad Catholic, no lamb for you!
Mar. 17, 2005 - Take me to see Sin City again please!!!!
Mar. 16, 2005 - SIN CITY!!!!
Mar. 09, 2005 - God wants to give me $250!!!!
Mar. 08, 2005 - God makes it rain on my parade
Mar. 04, 2005 - God Hates ME evenmore
Mar. 02, 2005 - God Hates Me.
Mar. 01, 2005 - Its Gods will that I go back to England!!!!!
Mar. 01, 2005 - Its Gods will that I go back to England!!!!!
Feb. 23, 2005 - I am Count Crapolla. Bow down to me!
Feb. 22, 2005 - Curry, crafts and farewell my star wars legos...
Feb. 18, 2005 - I wish I could be that stupid and still get paid...
Feb. 16, 2005 - I'm back!
Feb. 10, 2005 - Oh, go poo yourself. OOPS! I did...
Feb. 02, 2005 - Knee deep in the big Muddy...
Feb. 01, 2005 - Um, thats a picture of my famous cousin, really. REALLY!!!!
Jan. 24, 2005 - E-A-G-L-E-S!!!!
Jan. 19, 2005 - In which the author answers some nagging questions
Jan. 19, 2005 - SNOW!!!
Jan. 13, 2005 - I guess I'm a lying sack of ....
Jan. 12, 2005 - Pay for your own Inauguration just like all the others for the past 200 years!!!!!
Jan. 11, 2005 - yet another boring update...
Jan. 07, 2005 - Glad that Christmas is over, and having a decent New Years...
Jan. 07, 2005 - New year-shmew year...
Jan. 07, 2005 - Mourning Will Eisner
Dec. 16, 2004 - Save The Orphans - Drink a beer!
Dec. 09, 2004 - Reflections on irony, brassy and goldy
Dec. 08, 2004 - The long awaited Fence Song
Dec. 07, 2004 - zombies r us?
Dec. 06, 2004 - vampires and thanksgiving
Nov. 17, 2004 - daily rant
Nov. 05, 2004 - Remember, remember the fifth of November
Nov. 05, 2004 - Remember, remember the fifth of November
Nov. 04, 2004 - Four more years (insert swear word here)
Oct. 28, 2004 - Wait, are those devils throwing snowballs?!?!?!?!
Oct. 28, 2004 - Wait, are those devils throwing snowballs?!?!?!?!
Oct. 25, 2004 - Is that a Mo Rocca Punk'n or are you just happy to see me?
Oct. 25, 2004 - Is that a Mo Rocca Punk'n or are you just happy to see me?
Oct. 21, 2004 - Red Sox kicked the Yankees in their dirty penny!
Oct. 19, 2004 - yada yada yada
Oct. 14, 2004 - Waiting for Gaiman
Oct. 07, 2004 - worrying...
Oct. 06, 2004 - daydream believer, but no homecoming queen
Sept. 25, 2004 - Another Walsh kicking it in heaven...
Sept. 14, 2004 - DVD!!!!
Sept. 10, 2004 - So long sweet world!
Sept. 05, 2004 - Surreal life
Sept. 05, 2004 - Surreal life
Sept. 01, 2004 - b-day card karma and tail-less pandas
Aug. 28, 2004 - painting and pirating
Aug. 22, 2004 - You WILL enjoy the monuments!
Aug. 20, 2004 - Pink Panther a go-go!
Aug. 19, 2004 - quick catch up. or ketchup. Yummy.
Aug. 05, 2004 - I AM NOT OBSESSED!!! really.
Aug. 03, 2004 - Vici
Jul. 22, 2004 - But what exactly does GH mean?
Jul. 19, 2004 - Where the author gets chuffed.
Jul. 19, 2004 - Where the author gets chuffed.
Jul. 15, 2004 - fluffy clouds.
Jul. 13, 2004 - in which the author surely commits a felony...
Jul. 12, 2004 - smashing - oh bloody hell!
Jul. 01, 2004 - the one were collen complains...oh wait...
Jun. 29, 2004 - Singing on the elevator
Jun. 28, 2004 - Silky Feet...I willl always love you...
Jun. 28, 2004 - Silky Feet...I willl always love you...
Jun. 26, 2004 - Will work, so I don't have to stay home.
Jun. 25, 2004 - Harry Potter...bad thoughts...
Jun. 09, 2004 - two finger salute
Jun. 07, 2004 - B & E
May. 24, 2004 - dvd dreams....
May. 21, 2004 - my heart is broken again, though not by love, by friendship
May. 19, 2004 - Tastes like chicken - I hope it is!
May. 18, 2004 - AAACCCHHHHOOOO!!!!!!!
May. 14, 2004 - I wonder what Animal's and Godzilla's love child would look like...
May. 13, 2004 - brief summary of a week's events
May. 07, 2004 - Should've posted this last night...
May. 05, 2004 - too tired to drink...is that possible?
Apr. 30, 2004 - The deadly combo of Mt. Dew and Twizzlers
Apr. 27, 2004 - we all gotta duck when the shit hits the fan...
Apr. 22, 2004 - welcome to my sick, sleepy little mind
Apr. 21, 2004 - A bloody brilliant entry
Apr. 16, 2004 - buzzz
Apr. 15, 2004 - imaginary siblings...
Apr. 14, 2004 - Hellboy - two snaps up in a cross!
Apr. 13, 2004 - Insomniac hell raiser...that's me!
Apr. 12, 2004 - passion for rain.
Apr. 07, 2004 - I could really use British Brown Sauce right now...
Apr. 05, 2004 - Lets go fly a kite!
Apr. 01, 2004 - seize the day - april fools day that is!!!
Mar. 31, 2004 - Your fear makes me stronger!
Mar. 30, 2004 - ah, yes, the broken heart.
Feb. 17, 2004 - your toxic tongue slippin...damn!
Feb. 02, 2004 - Bondage, bandages and Cheesesteaks make a great weekend even better
Sept. 25, 2003 - sad, sad little man...
Sept. 22, 2003 - stupid #$@%# hurricane!
Sept. 03, 2003 - get off yo' a**
Aug. 21, 2003 - Garbage eating goat and a chance to vent
Jul. 22, 2003 - catch up with me if you can...
Jul. 08, 2003 - Welcome to the sickness
Jul. 03, 2003 - yummy kettle corn
Jun. 23, 2003 - stinkin' boxoffice
Jun. 20, 2003 - ummm crap...
Jun. 19, 2003 - wah, vacation, wah
Jun. 02, 2003 - drunk walking-everyone should do it!
May. 28, 2003 - Goodbye Salome!
May. 22, 2003 - PUMPKIN!!!
May. 16, 2003 - Crappity-crap
May. 15, 2003 - feminist poetry, sheminist poetry
May. 14, 2003 - stinkin' horoscope...