Jan. 27, 2006 - 3:37 p.m.
I found my hot chocolate. It was on my desk behind my document holder. (I swear I checked there!) I placed it there before going into the bathroom cause now they lock the bathrooms so the stink'n school kids can't come in and mess it up and you need two hands to open the door. Blaaaaah
Still have not found wallet or button backs... maybe I'm just not looking at them right....
Late last night during the colbert report, I was in a crazy mood and miss alicia was in a depressed mood, and somehow and for some reason she said; "Lets go roll some cars. You're sad, I'm drepressed. It will make us feel better." I don't think she really meant it.
But of course I jump up and start yell'n "Hellz yeah! Lets go roll sum caarss BEEOOOYYYOOOTTTTCCCHHH!!!!" Woo hoo. She should know better than to test me with crazi notions when I'm this way. Especially after wednesday night when I was trying to convince her boy that we had been watching gay dinosaur porn all night. And by trying to convince him i mean yelling "Gay dinosaur porn!!!" very loud while she was talking to him on the phone. Really really loud.
(no wonder the guys upstairs haven't talked to us in a while)
So anyways, back to the roll sum cars story;
We got bundled up, and went outside to find us some cars. Of course we were being crazi and talk'n loud about which cars to roll outside, which is not something you want to do when your about to roll sum cars. (kiddies, I'm talkin to you; if you are going to do something to break a law, don't go around yelling about it) So we're walk'n down the street talk'n all tough (well I was talk'n tough, alicia was complain'n 'bout the cold), so we walked to the playground at the end of our street and started swing'n. On the swings. It was soooo much fun. And it was cold.
It reminded me of Ali G where the rival gang comes up to Martin Freeman on the playground and they start acting all tough and the rival gang pushes martin and his 'forty falls to the ground and its actually orangina or something. Hil-a-ri-ous!
So then we walked back talk'n smack about all the cars we rolled.
(now I wonder if Alicia really wanted to roll actual cars and was disappointed that I led us to the swingset instead of a parking lot. Sorry, Miss Alicia, but ninjac don't roll like that. I may be a mother fuck'n three legged pig, but I ain't a poser!)
Alicia - remember when I thought Fiddy Cent was say'n that instead of mother fuck'n P.I.M.P? he he he
It was so quiet at the playground it didn't feel like we were in the city anymore.
Though I was wearing gloves so my incredulous fear of my hands slipping of the ropes and then me falling of the swing, breaking my neck, and dying was upped by like 100% and I couldn't force myself to lean very far back. It was very scary and exhilirating at the same time. I felt like I was gonna puke!
Well its almost time for me to stop taking my lunch break and I didn't take a nap like I wanted to so blah. Back to work.
Hope you have a good weekend.
live long and fart happy!
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